I posted this a few years ago, but thought it deserved another posting (after all the work I put into it! ).
For full effect of this post, it must be sung.
♫ On the twelfth day of Christmas a patron gave to me:
Twelve books on hold
Eleven calls to answer
Eight books to label
Seven reference questions
Six bucks in fines
Five missing booooooks!
Four children screaming
Two filled book trucks
And a giant migraine headache. ♫