Posted by: Becka | February 17, 2009

Pickup Lines

Since being on a retreat, and hearing several pickup lines, I was just curious as to what are the favorite pickup lines of my readers.  Hey, Jay!  This could be one of your fave fives.  lol 🙂



  1. the best pickup lines are spontaneous and must fit the situation, and therefore might not be funny in the context of sharing as comments

  2. True. I think pickup lines are only funny in the context of teasing. For reals…then that would be lame-o. But what I don’t get are the “real” pick up lines (not so much, more like “intro” lines) that have guys asking you out for coffee. No seriously, why do they do that? Why is that the ultimate non date date? Who told guys that if you want to ask a girl out on a date, but like not really, you just ask them for coffee? Ha ha, it’s funny. It’s like the pre-date to see if you want to ask her out on a real date. I guess that probably makes it pretty painful when we say no, huh? Like “oh man, I couldn’t even get a non date date with her!” lol, boys are funny sometimes.

  3. Becka, you’re a GENIUS! Jay’s Fave Five “Intro Lines” coming to BarBeQuethMinistry soon!

  4. Jen, Of course, the pickup lines would have been in jest, but it just ended up being the whole, “Oh, I got one! ….” lol

    Jay – Why, thank you.

    James – you could still share. I am slightly disappointed that I only got replies saying that sometimes pickup lines can be funny and no actual pickup lines. lol

  5. I agree with James

  6. you would daniel, you have been proposing to girls left and right at college.

  7. i have one:

    Did you just fart? Because you blew me away!

    (compliments of danny)

  8. that’s wrong in so many ways.

  9. Zaza, you must’ve come from a really warped youth group!

    • lol Thanks, Zaz for stepping out there. 🙂
      Matt’s favorite: “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”
      My favorite (which Matt thinks is stupid): “Have we met before?…..Must’ve been in my dreams.”
      My second favorite: “Hi, my name is Will – God’s Will.” lol

  10. james- i know its pretty wrong, huh? but i laughed…sad to say, but its the truth. lol

    jay – you’re telling me!


    btw, here is another one for all you people out there:

    Can I have your picture? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.

    (again compliments of danny) i hope he doesnt get mad at me…lol.

    • lol Matt thought the farting one was hilarious. Of course, he works with Junior Highers most of the day and their sense of humor kinda rubs off on him. lol

  11. Boy: “Can I have your number?”
    Girl: “It’s in the phone book.”
    Boy: “Well, can I have your name then?”
    Girl: “It’s in the phone book too.”

  12. Do your parents own a bakery? cause you are a cutie pie!

    • Matt has a different answer to that one. 🙂

  13. hahaha. zaza those pick up lines were ones that you wrote on facebook or something a while back! i just reminded you of them, don’t blame those on me hah.

  14. Danny-YOU wrote those on FB! get it right…=P hahaha

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