1. Time travel is possible.
2. Supernatural happenings and odd occurences happen every day.
3. Don’t let strange men into your house. Not because they might rob you, but because they might try to infect you with H1N1.
4. Never try to escape from people with a toddler along. Ditch them. Things go much faster this way.
5. When you have an argument with someone, it’s okay to act like nothing ever happened.
6. When you see the biggest, ugliest spider you have ever seen descending upon your sister, she might surprise you when you tell her and say, “Well, kill it, I’m busy,” when she would normally be screaming her head off. Then you have to chase said gigantic spider around the house drowning it in bug spray.
7. When your brother gets arrested, arguing with the cop eventually gets the cop to believe you and the cop lets your brother go.
8. You can do anything. Fly, leap tall building in a single bound, fly an airplane, hold your breath for an hour, outrun a car, solve a crime, carry things or people of enormous weight (oh wait, I can do that when I am awake. lol), etc.
9. Whales can jump over cruise ships. I know, it impressed me too.
10. Things that should be odd seem normal. For instance, trash cans on the roof of my house.
11. People can change to a whole new person in the middle of a conversation. Not only a personality change, but sometimes they can change appearance, and even gender! Watch out!
12. Screaming produces no sound – unless you are Matt.
13. Any running is detrimental to your spouse.
14. People can disappear into thin air. You know, “at first you were there and then later, it was only me and so-and-so.”
15. There are other worlds out there. I know, I’ve visited them.
16. The FBI are always there to help you.
17. Mythical creatures aren’t really mythical. Most of them are mean and they are often trying to eat you. Make sure you check your closet before you go to bed!
I think the best adventures I have ever experienced happened while I’ve been sleeping. I love to sleep!